I’ve turned road trip meltdowns, cocktail-fuelled revelations, and quiet emotional spirals into books, blogs, and merch for humans who are tired of pretending they’ve got it all figured out. Whether you’re here for a funny cocktail recipe, a sarcastic self-rescue guide, or just a place to feel a little more human, welcome to the mess.This isn’t a lifestyle brand. It’s barely a lifestyle. But it’s real. And it works.
More About MeLooking for funny drink recipes, viral shots, or party starters that don’t take themselves too seriously? These cocktails are crowd favorites for a reason, cheeky, chaotic, and dangerously easy to make. Perfect for your next house party, heartbreak, or Tuesday.
Sweet, sassy, and hits harder than your ex’s mixed signals.
Like a Long Island Iced Tea… but dressed for a nightclub and out for revenge.
One part butterscotch, two parts chaos. A true Aussie icon.
Tastes like your childhood got electrocuted at a rave. In a good way.
Light, creamy, and guaranteed to make you giggle when you order it out loud.
Looks disgusting. Tastes delicious. Regrets? Probably.
These are books for people who laugh through their breakdowns, cry into their noodles, and somehow keep going. From emotional survival guides to ridiculous travel misadventures, each title is equal parts heart, humour, and “oh no, that’s me.”
For when you’re the default problem-solver.
A mid-spiral snack break in book form.
The pep talk for when you’re rebuilding from rubble.
For the quiet heroes running on fumes.
Real travel stories. Bad decisions. Excellent entertainment.
This shop is for people who are done with hustle culture, fake positivity, and blank white walls.
You’ll find clothes that comfort you while calling out capitalism, prints that validate your inner chaos, and products made for the chronically overwhelmed, beautifully sensitive human in all of us.
Real shots from the road. Coastlines. Campfires. Chaos. Bring the feeling of “I needed to get out of here” to your walls.
Printed travel tales mailed to your actual letterbox. Slightly unhinged. Weirdly comforting. Often involves ducks.
Comfort meals & cocktails for the emotionally exhausted. Made for van kitchens, sad Airbnbs, and snack-fuelled spirals.
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Letters that hit different
You’re not too much. You’ve just been trying to be less for places that never deserved your fullness. This is how you stop doing that.
You’re not too much. You’ve just been trying to be less for places that never deserved your fullness. This is how you stop doing that.
When you stop chasing approval from people who don’t even like themselves, you start returning to your own. Here’s how to break the validation trap and build self-worth from the inside.
If you feel behind in life while everyone else posts wins, this guide is for you. Learn how to find peace, redefine progress, and stop spiralling.
Self-hate doesn’t fix you. It just buries you. Here’s how to stop the spiral and start choosing self-kindness instead.
Feel like a walking contradiction? This guide helps you stop over-editing, start unmasking, and finally feel like yourself again, no filter required.
If your brain is running 47 tabs and you can’t sleep from spiralling, this is your guide to stop overthinking and find clarity.
If your brain is running 47 tabs and you can’t sleep from spiralling, this is your guide to stop overthinking and find clarity.
Midlife panic? Quarter-life spiral? Learn how to navigate an existential crisis with humour, honesty, and real-life clarity. No rebrand required.
Quarter-life crisis hitting hard? Here are 10 signs you’re not failing, just growing, plus what to do before you spiral deeper.
Quarter-life crisis hitting hard? Here are 10 signs you’re not failing, just growing, plus what to do before you spiral deeper.
If you’re spiralling and asking “What the duck am I doing with my life?”, this article is for you. Here’s how to find clarity when you feel completely lost.
Setting boundaries feels like emotional skydiving without a parachute. Here’s why it’s so hard (especially for people-pleasers), and how to start without spiralling.
If you say yes when you mean no, this is for you. Here’s how to say no without guilt, protect your energy, and stop emotionally imploding.
Always saying yes, even when you want to scream? Learn how to stop people pleasing, set boundaries, and recover from emotional burnout.
Setting boundaries feels hard, but staying burnt out feels worse. Here’s how to say no, protect your energy, and stop apologising for existing.
Feeling off, emotionally numb, or secretly fried? These 10 signs of emotional breakdown reveal you’re not lazy, you’re burnt out and need rest.
Tired, overwhelmed, and calling yourself lazy? You might be dealing with mental exhaustion. Here’s how to spot the symptoms, and fix the spiral.
Can’t function, but feel guilty for resting? This isn’t laziness. This is burnout. Learn how to tell the difference, and start recovering.
Tired but can’t switch off? This guide shows you how to rest without guilt, even if your brain insists you should be doing more.
