Books for Humans Who’ve Had Enough of Perfect

Real stories, messy recipes, and books that make you feel better about your disasters.

Self-help without the fake smiles. Recipe books that save camp dinners. Travel fails that make you feel better about your own disasters. If life’s messy, these books are your people.

Cheers Mate! Cocktail Recipes book cover by Scotty Boxa, featuring a shaker and glass
weets & Treats Dessert Recipes book cover by Scotty Boxa, featuring cupcakes and ice cream

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🐤 Hold My Ducks

How to drop the drama, keep your boundaries, and survive life without stabbing anyone (figuratively).

✔ Bestseller in Emotional Self Help
✔ “Therapy in a hoodie, comfy and blunt.”

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What The Duck Am I Doing With My Life?

Midlife crisis or just Tuesday? Either way, you’ll laugh through the existential dread.

✔ #616 in Mid-Life Management (AUS)
✔ “Apparently, I’m the voice of mid-life chaos now.”

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🦆 Duck Yeah!

Build a life you actually like (without burning it all down).

✔ Top 30K in Happiness & Motivation
✔ “Because Pinterest lied.”

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🔥 The Strong One Is Tired

For every “strong friend” who’s secretly screaming in the bathroom mirror.

✔ Top 3K in Stress Management Self-Help
✔ “Your permission slip to fall apart (and laugh anyway).”

Cheers Mate! Cocktail Recipes book cover by Scotty Boxa, featuring a shaker and glass
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🍸 Cheers Mate: Cocktail Recipes

The book that says, “You don’t need a fancy bar—just a bottle and a questionable decision.”

✔ #13 in Bartending (Kindle AU)
✔ Top 100 in Cocktails & Mixed Drinks
✔ “Half the recipes came to life because I ran out of tonic and had to get creative.”

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🍲 Heat & Serve: Soups & Stews

Because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like a bowl of soup… that took 8 minutes and zero effort.

✔ #1 in Soup & Stew Cooking
✔ Top 100 in Quick & Easy Cooking
✔ “Soup saved me from starvation (and burning toast).”

weets & Treats Dessert Recipes book cover by Scotty Boxa, featuring cupcakes and ice cream
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🍩 Sweets & Treats: Dessert Recipes

Because life is hard, and sugar is therapy you can eat.

✔ Top 10 in Dessert Baking (Kindle)
✔ Top 100 in Desserts (Books & Kindle)
✔ “Sugar-coated chaos for every kind of day.”

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🍖 Flames & Feasts: BBQ & Grilling Recipes

Perfect for when you want to impress your mates or at least not poison them.

✔ Top 10 in Barbecuing & Grilling (eBooks)
✔ Top 100 in Barbecuing & Grilling
✔ “Turns meat into meals… and meals into stories.”

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✈️Travel Fails & Epic Tails: Hilarious Travel Disaster Stories

Perfect for anyone who loves adventure… or loves laughing at someone else’s disasters.

#1 in Travel Humor (because apparently laughing at my misery is a global pastime)
✔ Top 100 in Humor & Entertainment
✔ “Turns travel chaos into comedy gold.”

Coming Soon

🍜 Twirl & Taste: Pasta & Noodles
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🍕 Rise & Shine: Baked Recipes
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🗽 Epic Tales of USA Trails
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🌌 The Null Accord: Sci-Fi Series (Coming Soon)