Meet Scotty Boxa
Author. Snack Enthusiast. Professional Bad Decision Maker.
I write books for humans who are tired of pretending life is perfect. If you like sarcasm, snacks, and stories that don’t take themselves too seriously, you’re in the right place.
Before the Ducks (And After the Triathlons)
I used to have a “normal” life, if you count traffic jams, 9-to-5 stress, and pretending spreadsheets made sense. Then CRPS crashed the party, turning everyday living into a marathon I didn’t sign up for. Breathing hurt. Walking hurt. Existing hurt.
So, I did the only thing I could: I pivoted into something that made me laugh. Books. Recipes. Stories that felt real, not Instagram-filtered nonsense.
The CRPS Curveball (Life’s Plot Twist No One Asked For)
Pain has a way of rewriting your priorities. Mine turned from triathlons to figuring out how to cook comfort food that owed me money. I burned toast, overpoured cocktails, and documented every messy, snack-fueled moment.
And somewhere between the spilled whiskey and broken pans, books were born.
Why I Write (Hint: Therapy’s Expensive)
Now? I’m the guy behind:
✔ The Strong One Is Tired (for everyone carrying too much)
✔ Hold My Ducks (because you can’t say the other word in bookstores)
✔ What the Duck Am I Doing With My Life?
✔ And a bunch of other titles your therapist would side-eye.
My books aren’t polished. They’re not trying to sell you a dream life. They’re real. They’re for people who are exhausted, snack-powered, and duct-taping life together with sarcasm and stubborn hope.
If that sounds like you, welcome to the club. Come for the chaos. Stay for the cheesecake.
What’s Next?
Maybe more books. maybe more recipes, no pressure.
Maybe a few bad decisions worth writing about.
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