ASK SCOTTY

Because let’s be honest, you’ve got questions, and I’ve probably already stuffed it up once.

Welcome to the land of curiosity, weird van smells, and unsolicited travel advice. If you’ve ever wondered how I cook proper meals in a space the size of a microwave, or how I pick a campsite without ending up next to the guy blasting techno at 3am, this is your moment.

You ask. I (eventually) answer. Simple.

Chuck your question in the box below. Anything goes, van life, travel fails, burnout battles, snacks, books, CRPS stuff, or even “what’s that weird noise my van’s making?” (It’s probably The Gremlin. He lives near the back wheel.)

While I can’t answer everything, sometimes I’m off-grid, wrestling Wi-Fi or wildlife, I do check these regularly and pick the best ones for videos, posts, or random rants on social media.

So go on, legend. Ask me something. Worst case? You get ignored. Best case? You accidentally become the reason I spiral into a story about a possum, a cheese toastie, and a rogue drone.

Let’s roll.

Drop your question here, don’t overthink it, it’s not a tax form