Books by Scotty Boxa

Funny, unfiltered, occasionally useful.

Welcome to the official bookshelf of snack-fuelled chaos.

Spiralling in the snack aisle? Emotionally avoiding your inbox while throwing together BBQ ribs? There’s a Scotty Boxa book for that.
From burnout recovery books packed with raw honesty and sarcastic relief, to funny recipe books written for emotionally cooked humans, to travel stories full of near-misses and mosquito bites, each title is here to make life funnier, tastier, and more readable.

This is where snack lovers, comfort food seekers, and fellow overthinkers find their people.

Written by an Australian travel writer who’s survived breakdowns, burnout, and more than one dodgy hostel.

Hold My Ducks book cover – emotional survival guide by Scotty Boxa

Hold My Ducks
For when you’re the
default problem solver.

Your burnout has burnout. This is your emotional support book, disguised as a sarcastic survival guide.

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What the Duck book cover – funny burnout recovery book by Scotty Boxa

What the Duck Am I Doing With My Life?
A mid spiral snack break in book form.
For when the cereal aisle becomes your crisis point. Honest. Funny. Relatable as hell.

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Duck Yeah book cover – pep talk for the emotionally tired by Scotty Boxa

Duck Yeah!
The pep talk for when you’re rebuilding from rubble.
Not a glow up. More like a realistic wobble-forward, with snacks.

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The Strong One Is Tired book cover – burnout support book by Scotty Boxa

The Strong One Is Tired
For the quiet heroes running on fumes.
Less “rise and grind,” more “sit down and exhale.” If you’ve been holding it together too long, this one’s for you.

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The Waddle Forward Collection
All four emotional survival guides bundled for people who laugh-cried through therapy.

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Travel Fails & Epic Tales

Real travel stories. Bad decisions. Excellent entertainment. From questionable van breakdowns to international incidents involving snacks, this is a collection of misadventures so ridiculous they must be true. They are.

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RECIPE BOOKS

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Cheers Mate
(Cocktail Recipes)
Cheeky, tasty, and dangerously fun.

Includes viral hits like the Wet Pussy Shot, Monkey Brain, and Cocksucking Cowboy. Easy recipes for your next party, or your next poor decision.

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Heat & Serve
(Soups & Stews)
Low-effort, high-reward comfort food.

A collection of hearty soups and stews perfect for lazy Sundays, van dinners, or anyone who wants good food without the fuss.

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Sweets & Treats
(Desserts)
Quick bakes and indulgent bites to satisfy your sweet side.

Fun, easy dessert recipes made for sharing, snacking, and smiling. Whip these up when you’re craving joy in edible form.

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Flames & Feasts (Grilling)
BBQ recipes made for mates, meat, and summer days.

From simple skewers to fire-blistered feasts, this book brings flavour without the fluff. Ideal for backyard hangs and low-stress grilling.

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Rise & Shine
(Breakfast & Baked Goods)

Waffles, muffins, and the edible apology for how last night went.

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Twirl & Taste
(Pasta & Noodles)

For when carbs are the only stable relationship in your life.

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Epic Tales of USA Trails

New adventures. Same emotional unravelling. A new collection of road trip fails, cultural missteps, and airport regrets.

Grab the book. Open the page.
Find yourself somewhere between a laugh and a low-key breakthrough.

Travel Fails & Epic Tales book – real travel disasters turned into stories by Scotty Boxa

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Cheers Mate! Cocktail Recipe Book

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Heat & Serve - Soup & Stew Recipe Book

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Hold My Ducks book cover – burnout survival guide by Scotty Boxa

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What the Duck Am I Doing With My Life book – snack-fuelled clarity from Scotty Boxa

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BOOKS COMING SOON:

Books for the Chaos. Fuel for the Human Behind It.

Honest. Sarcastic. Weirdly helpful.
This isn’t your typical self-help pile or aesthetic cookbook lineup. It’s a snack-fuelled survival stash for real humans navigating real chaos, the kind who burn toast, overthink texts, and sometimes cry in supermarket aisles.

These are burnout recovery books for the emotionally cooked, funny self-help books for the spiralling, and life advice books with humor for people who want real talk without the TED Talk tone.

Basically: realistic self-help that won’t make you roll your eyes.

If you’ve ever forgotten why you walked into the kitchen or thrown a party just to justify making Wet Pussy Shots, you’re in the right place.

Part emotional survival books, part funny, real-life travel stories, part cookbooks for people who can’t cook, this collection is built to help you feel less alone, more seen, and slightly more fed.


🦆 THE DUCK COLLECTION
Emotional Survival with Sass & Snacks

• Hold My Ducks: Burnout, boundaries, and finally realising it’s not you
(books for the emotionally exhausted, non-preachy self-help books)

• What the Duck Am I Doing With My Life?: Snack-fuelled spirals and overdue clarity.
(relatable books for millennials, books that feel like a conversation)

• Duck Yeah!: Tiny wins, stubborn momentum, and chaotic rebuilding.
(burnout support in book form, books that make great gifts for overthinkers)

The Strong One Is Tired: For the over-functioners who look fine but aren’t.
(books to help you feel less alone, realistic self-help)


✈️ TRAVEL FAILS & TALES
Real Mishaps. Ridiculous Memories.

• Travel Fails & Epic Tales: Mosquitoes, breakdowns, and airport naps.
(funny travel books, van life travel stories, travel memoirs with humor)

•  Epic Tales of USA Trails: Coming soon: Waffle Houses, identity crises, and gas station snacks.
(road trip story books, travel books based on real experiences)


🍹 COCKTAIL CHAOS
Drink Recipes That Start Conversations (and Maybe Regrets)

•  Cheers Mate: Cocktail recipe books for legends, disasters, and party starters
(party shot recipes, books with Wet Pussy Shot recipe, funny drink recipe books)


🍳 COOKBOOKS THAT DON’T JUDGE YOU
For the Emotionally Hungry and Hilariously Unprepared

•  Heat & Serve: A soup and stew cookbook that understands seasonal sadness
(comfort food cookbooks, easy cookbooks for beginners)

•  Sweets & Treats: Baking cookbooks for non-bakers who need sugar therapy
(funny recipe books, cookbooks with photos)

•  Flames & Feasts: BBQ and grilling recipe book for backyard chaos and good meat
(unique cookbook gifts, kitchen gifts for food lovers)

•  Twirl & Taste (coming soon): The pasta recipe book for carb-based coping

•  Rise & Shine (coming soon): A breakfast cookbook for people who hate mornings


✅ Why These Work

•  Zero Life Skills Needed: No therapy degree or kitchen cred required

•  Open Anywhere. Feel Seen.: Every page is a snack-sized exhale

•  Actually Fun to Read: No fluff, no lectures, just relatable gold

•  Best Books for Gifting: For friends who are spiralling, snacking, or soul-searching


“It felt like therapy, but with more snacks and swearing.”
– Literally Everyone