My Trophy Cabinet (That’s Technically Digital)

Turns Out Chaos Wins Prizes

I didn’t set out to collect awards. Honestly, I was just trying to keep my ducks in a row (and failing spectacularly). But over time, I’ve managed to pick up a few shiny badges for doing what I do best: writing books that sound like a mate telling you the truth, making cocktails less complicated, and adding a splash of fun to life.

Each award feels like a little high-five from the universe… and possibly proof I deserve another drink.

So, grab a chair, take a scroll, and check out the moments other people thought, “Yeah, this guy deserves a pat on the back.”